The Tissue Issue

Becky wants everyone to know that Nancy runs like an old woman. She offers as evidence the fact that Saturday during her 8 mile training run, Nancy carried a handkerchief instead of a Kleenex. See, when Nancy runs, her nose runs too. It’s just an issue that she has to deal with. We call it “The Tissue Issue.” Kleenex disintegrates after a certain point and really doesn’t do any good; plus you end up with Kleenex dust all over your upper lip. Add that to the beet-red face and the sweat-drenched clothes and it’s not really a good look. Similar to that of a frothing, rabid dog. The handkerchief really helped! Becky asserts that it officially made Nancy old. However, since Becky will always be the Buff Chick who is one year and six days older, Nancy is okay with that. Below is a picture of Nancy trying to remove the Kleenex dust from her lip without the use of her hands.